The Agent
"Hey Babe, this milk doesn't spoil for another 8 days. Let's go smell a rose."

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Whats that smell? Dogs? Sex? Sleep?

At first, it was a bit depressing that I slept with 120 pounds of english bulldogs on a nightly basis, however I am starting to realize that sleeping with 2 massive bulldogs during their orchestra of snoring leaves a person waking up smelling like dog…which really isnt much doesnt feel much different than waking up smelling like sex…the means to an end, without the regrets.

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