This is the back of my Thanksgiving sweater. I did not realize that such awesome-ness was going to abound from the rear of this festive textile when I purchased it on the internet. I dubbed this, “The Harvest Heart” as it is clearly a heart made of Thanksgiving ingredients found through agriculture. I think I am going to open a beet farm like my friend Dwight Schrute. This sweater was considered in womens sizes as a medium, a large in awesome sizes, and the blue ribbon winner in festive sizes.

Get ready for Christmas. Challenge Issued.