Today is a big deal.

I have framed and mounted a very important article on the walls of my office. Nay it is not a diploma, nor a newspaper clipping. Rather, it is a certificate of absolute triumph. A certificate of 1st place, the grand prize, from my Fencing Class in college. A class I had to take my last semester in order to graduate. Not only did I take the class, I won the Class. Sure the competition was Asian women and music major males, but that matters not. I won, and I now proudly display that to co-workers, and clients.

What do I do for a living? I WIN

Ps. I met Jimmy Fallon yesterday, I think he is a fan.