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Friday, September 19, 2008

Reblog till Marriage

Agent:how do i get more people following the agent
ClownHouse:follow them and reblog
ClownHouse:i know it takes work but its flattery to other people
Agent:so you're saying that if i reblog katy perry enough, we will eventually date?
ClownHouse:ewwwww
ClownHouse:thats hot though
Agent:Don't you ewwww my katy.
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